O Behold, My Beloved Spawn

I see my pleas to have you entered into the compulsory sterilization program are still going unheaded.

The soul of a pacifist, eh? The kid is going to be all pervy like the dad, I guess. Don't forget to post a photo of the first poop.

Congrats to you, your wife and Charley, you mushy bastard.

FYI... (courtesy of Wikipedia)
Sam Jones =

1) A character in the Dr. Who spin-off novels.
2) The actor who played Flash Gordon in 1980.
3) An actor in Smallville
4) A movie producer.
5) A character on the Andy Griffith Show and Mayberry RFD.
6) A confederate Civil War Major General
7) U.S. businessman, politician
8 ) (1897–1978), governor of Louisiana
9) Louisiana State Representative
10) Texas state representative, 1897–1899
11) Texas state representative, 1937
12) mayor of Mobile, Alabama
13) Chancellor of New York 1826-1828
14) (NY comptroller) (1734-1819), first New York State Comptroller
15) Basketball player (born 1933)
16) Baseball player, known as "Toothpick Sam"
17) Sad Sam Jones (1892–1966), baseball player
18) Sammy Jones (1861–1951), Australian cricketer
19) U.S. Olympian, 1904
20) Evangelist (1847–1906)
21) U.S. composer, conductor
22) Sheriff, a leadering figure in the Sacking of Lawrence prior to the Civil War

Oh, and don't get me started on SAMANTHA Jones... aka Kim Cattrall in Sex and the City... Which brings us back to the pervy, sex-toys-in-the-living-room kind of person he's destined to grow up be someday...

Congrats, Jones!