Of course it's Florida

He had to get a wooden arm

 

This thread could use some new life. ...



Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's

A Jupiter, Florida, man was arrested for throwing a live alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant drive-through east of Loxahatchee, according to WPTV.

Joshua James, 23, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, illegally killing, possessing or capturing an alligator, and second-degree larceny petit theft, according to the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office.

He has not been released on bail as of Monday afternoon. WPTV reports that the incident occurred in October, but James had only been arrested recently by U.S. marshals.

Officials with Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission told WPTV that James pulled up for his order, and after a server handed a drink and turned around, James tossed the 3 1/2-foot gator into the drive-through window.

 

Armless Florida man stabs tourist, police say

 

"Your honor, this charge is outrageous. It's obvious that my client was not armed."

 

I just like think it's wild that state legislators were compelled-- with good reason -- to enact a statute to address possession of alligators.

 

Yeah. Watch out for those lakes, y'hear?

 

You magnificent son of a bitch.

 

In Soviet Florida, cows herd you!

Florida suspect "udder" arrest after herd of cows chases her into custody - CBS News

And of all the cow puns available they went with udder arrest? Boo, CBS, boo

 

Three almost consecutive tweets in my feed

 

Build a wall at the Alabama and Georgia southern border, I say.

 

The teacher shoulda gone to Poin School. Sounds more respectable.

 

In defense of the psycho at the Ft. Lauderdale Jet Blue counter, she wanted to LEAVE Florida. Given the recent news, I'm inclined to give her a pass.