Of course it's Florida

Alright, who's turn is it to take out the trash? Bear, you're up!

 

It's just a wonder the guy never got flung to his death.

 

I started to ask would they still be laughing that hard if he fell off the truck on the freeway but it just came off too harshly.

 

Really fun weekend for the Mrs - who works in the comms department for that trucking company’s parent org.

 

Former governor Rick Scott pays $77 million for Deloitte to design the state’s unemployment website that, by all accounts, has been atrocious. Current governor Ron DeSantis is apparently now ready to OK a plan to award a $110 million contract to update its Medicaid program. The lucky vendor? Deloitte.

 

My senior year of high school, a friend and I pounded down a 12-pack before school. We were on a gravel road, and when it was time to go to school, my buddy jumped on the hood. I took off and was going about 60 mph while he hung on. I finally stopped, and he exited the hood for the (relative) safety of the car interior. Second period was interesting.

Word got around, and a few days later some sophomores got drunk before school. One of them puked in a classroom.

 

When I was in high school (grad 1974) it wasn't uncommon for a bunch of the freaks to meet up on a woods road before school and burn a couple of joints. I remember the day that one of the biggest stoners in my senior class literally stumbled into homeroom. He moved like he was drunk, but it was all weed. He had smoked eighteen (!) joints before school. He actually made it to first period before he got sent home. SMH.

 

Had a high school acquaintance who got dumped. He and his buddy decided the best way to deal with this was to get plastered. At school. They loaded up their backpacks with bottles of booze and spent the rest of the day getting loaded. Of course the got caught. I think it was before lunch. One of my buddies said they smelled like a brewery by the time they got caught.

 

If you’re gonna get drunk at school, try Everclear.

At least, somebody told me that once.

 

He’s a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Uh-oh
He’s inside your dryer

 

And a bonus …

Not sure what’s happening with Arkansas or South Carolina there, either.

 

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