Official running chick reality TV show thread

Just now watching last night's DWTS...and holy hell is Helio still hot.

"Are you ready to see Julianne with another man?"
"Um, sure?"
"Do you think she can do for Adam Carolla what she did for you?"
"Um, sure?"

 

Watched The Bachelor last night. You may not have taken it off your Tivo, ijag. I had to set up a new recording because it's called "The Bachelor: British Invasion" or something like that so it wasn't recording on my season pass list, either.

It was good, but there are some crazy bitches on the show this year. Crazier than ever before.

 

Wow. That was neat to watch. Marlee Matlin was amazing and that's punctuated by the fact she can't hear a damn thing.

 

You can see most of, or the entire show, on ABC's site.
What fun - thong handoff, arm wrestling, church chick chewing a can in front of a Bush/Rove acolyte, a New York wanna-be, a couple of Posh Spices, an Amy Winehouse sans skin art, a beach hot dog vendor. They sucked me in again.

 

The thong handoff was my favorite. The producers should have made him keep it for the ratings.

 

Have mercy on the guy, Spup. I just hope Matt and Hot Hot Dog Vendor didn't acquire any STDs handling that thing.
The best part: thong girl passed out face down drunk on a mattress, humping it like Anna Nicole used to hump random objects.

 

Anybody else think these chicks on the Bachelor lack class and sophistication?

And I enjoyed DWTSs. Rooting for Monica, I was hoping she'd be grunting during her dance moves.

 

She looked odd in frothy pink, no?

 

Steve Guttenberg is fun.

 

The Hills is back! The Hills is back!

Episode was blah, but hopefully we'll see some more drama this season.

 

'Beetus, darling ... guess who's on my TV right now.

 

Christ, it's a damn shame what some hack asshole did to Priscilla's face.