Official running chick reality TV show thread

Not giving too much away, I hope, when I say ...

WTF? An epileptic who can't handle strobe on the runway and a burn victim who can't wear bikings.

Tyra, let the drama come in the bitchfest cat fight, please.

 

Don't know if this will result in a man card suspension or not, but they had the last "Girls Next Door" episode on tonight. Apparently they're bringing it back in the summer, but it looks like it will be a new group of Hef groupies.
Sad seeing Kendra move out, Bridget leave for a four month shoot and Hef finally realize that Holly wants a kid. Never would have thought I would have ended up liking any of them. Kendra will have her own show that looks like its being set in one of those houses that looks like it was made for porn movies.

 

I have NO use for the Kendra, but I loved the other two. Bridget's much smarter than she lets on, and Holly reminds me of me, just thinner and with a better boob job.

 

I hate Bridget with every bone in my body. And Holly was as opportunistic as they come.

Kendra's me, only hotter and all that. LOVE her.

 

Beware: Holly is supposedly going to be a replacement contestant on DWTS.
As is Melissa Rycroft. She just looked so in on The Bachelor shenanigans. She's getting a better deal than Jillian, I trust.

 

Holly was actually pretty decent on DWTS. I wouldn't be surprised if she lasted longer than Denise Richards and Belinda Carlisle.

 

Damn, I missed Dancing. My buddy is separating from his wife and needed to get out of the house while she held Book Club with her friends.

Poor bastard.

 

Oh, I finally watched the first hour of ANTM today, where they got down to the house of women. That scary girl with the doll eyes makes me fear for all of their lives.

 

Bringing this back up: Sandra must die. Seriously. She can't just be kicked off, she has to be destroyed.

 

Um ... I think I know who freaky dollface is to whom IJAG was referring. She scares me.

 

Oh ijag, guess what's back?

http://www.realitytvfans.com/2009/04/09/here-come-the-newlyweds-returns-for-season-2-may-25-on-abc.html

 

Oh, I've already got my Tivo set.

Did I tell you Dana Krashin's one of my facebook friends? She wished me happy birthday!