Official SJ.com Las Vegas gathering, April 1-April 3, 2007

You know what they say about women who spend a lot of time together, right Webby?

Their periods coincide so that most everyone is on the same cycle.

 

Cadet, depends on how hot you guys rate on hotornot. [/chauvinistic comments]

 

I'm there.

 

Yay! Shopping will commence...

 

Buy me something.

 

A Speedo and a tray to bring me drinks on?

 

I think I must add this for the sake of my marriage:

If the college basketball team I cover participates in the NCAA tournament, I might have to back out of this outing because I may have used up my allotment of get-out-of-town-without-the-kids cards for the year.
:-\

It is spring break for the kids, though, but I'd rather not drag them to Vegas where they will be harrassed by the likes of Jones.

 

There's a big difference between "harrassment" and "teaching them the ways of the world."

At least in my mind.

I'll probably start them on blackjack or basic roulette strategy. Once they have craps down, and they know how to mix an Old Fashioned, I will return them unto you, complete human beings.

Don't be alarmed when the boy shouts "Puppy Paws!" in the middle of the night.

 

Bring 'em. Just tell them you're going to Disney's Nevada Adventure. Rides include the Buffet Line footrace and the Longneck Treasure Hunt, where they try to nab mostly-full beers from people in the sports book.

 

I'm still waiting to hear from the vast majority of the folks who said they wanted to do this. I'm just hoping for a mostly-accurate head count for a corner in the burger/fajita/sushi joint at the casino.

PM with a Monday 5:30 (vegas time) dinner confirmation

 

I'm all for anything that shows off my inguinal ligaments.

 

Game starts 6:30 p.m. Vegas time. I thought dinner an hour early would help out.