Official SJ.com Las Vegas gathering, April 1-April 3, 2007

Your chores have been pilin' up 'round here, young'uns.

 

Nah, sc, I'm more of a spring month.

 

Had a great time! So nice to put names with faces (even in my condition)

But tell me, did any of you who were with me see me wearing a "Marital Therapist On Board" T-Shirt when we left In-N-Out Monday night? Don't remember wearing one. But the lady next to me on the flight must have thought I was wearing one.

Think I know why she needed one, too. Her hubby wore hunter's camoflage and orange hat to meet her.

When did I become such a "nice guy" to already-and-unhappily-married women (And would anybody else like the job...?)

 

So we've noticed. Looks like things got a little crazy while we were away.

 

As soon as you de-glitter, go catch up on the 50 pages of Random Thoughs that we all missed...

Although it could get up to 75 in the time it takes you to de-glitter.

 

I was connected to the glitter, but I never touched him! I think he tried on my glitter shirt when I was in the bathroom

 

That damn glitter has a fucking half-life of two years, I shit y'all not. It's not coming off today, or the next day, or any other day, and somebody's gonna notice something sparkly in my damn ear next summer.

That somebody is also gonna buy me a beer.

 

Fourteen hours of sleep makes me a new man.
And I indeed did rock the leather pants.

 

Now why don't we have a picture of THAT?

Speaking of which, we never did get a picture of us all dolled up for Saturday night out...

 

Dammit! We wasted the hotness!

 

Shoulda asked. I was drunk, so I didn't remember to take any pictures that night.

And considering I can rest my elbow on top of your head, I don't think that glitter shirt would've fit me. Unless I wore it as a tube top or somethin'. 8)

 

It was a really long shirt though . . .