Official William Shatner Roast Thread...

"In The Air Tonight"

And if I remember correctly, on the Pamela Anderson roast, there were two topics that were off limits.

a) Her contracting hepatitis from Tommy Lee
b) The boy that drowned in a swimming pool at one of her sons' birthday party

 

Yeah, song was about Folds' girlfriend getting an abortion.

BTW, didn't Ben do some kind of project with Shatner?

 

No, Andy Dick said something about being surprised she contracted Hepatitis C, given that Lee was capable of a D-minus, at best.

 

I laughed a few times, but I was expecting more. I'll probably feel differently after seeing the uncut version.

Betty White was actually my favorite.

 

This thread is three pages before the roast happens, then only one post during the actual roast ???

 

Betty White was the best.
But WTF was up with the crowd shots? They'd cut from the tape to a tight non-celebrity crowd shot and it looked like it was spliced-in Cinemascope... soft, grainy, fuzzy film

 

Mizzou's line about Tom Mees got me to thinking, who'd be first in line for a SportsJournalists.com roast?

 

Up to be a roaster or the roastee?

 

And why the hell was Scott Hamilton there?

I think BYH would be first. Probably an 8 second joke in there somewhere.

 

Roastee, the rest of SJ would be the roasters.

 

Dyepack... cause he'd have to sit there, take it and couldn't do anything about it until we were done....

 

Good one. I'll add all of the oversensitive politcos on the board of either persuasion.