Official William Shatner Roast Thread...

Betty White, George Takei, and Shatner were the funniest.

 

I think we should roast dools or Moddy.

 

Let's not forget the page designers... his head would implode because he couldn't handle the truth or the fact he has to sit there and take it until they're done. Since they would go on forever, it's only a matter of time.

And Betty White was hands down funniest. Her best line was her cleanest, actually. "You know Bill, they make 1 percent milk now. You were supposed to explore the galaxy, not fill it."

 

Personally, I thought Lisa L. was f'ing hilarious.

 

My wife, who is a huge Star Trek fan, hated it, thought it was too mean spirited. But that's what makes a roast so funny.
I got home at the end and was laughing my ass off.
If they sell it uncensored on DVD, I'm buying.
Farrah didn't look too shaby either.

 

Aside: How much money would you have won 20 years ago if you bet that in 2006, all four Golden Girls would still be alive?

 

Best line of the night from Betty White.

"We all knew that Bill was nuts, but only George Takei licked them."

 

Yeah, I know, but I think Andy Dick overstepped.

 

I had heard quite a bit of the uncensored version and they cut almost all of Artie Lange's best stuff...

Lisa Lampanelli is fucking hilarious.

 

When are they showing the uncensored version?

 

Yup ... are you trying to call me a metal head?

http://www.drowningpool.com/home.html

 

Ahem.

I met one of her band members one time and asked about that line, because that's what online lyrics sites say, but he said the line is the way I'd always heard it:

"Shove me in the shallow water before I get too deep."

It seems to make more sense than "choke." But then again, when did anything she wrote make sense? :