Oh, Canada! Hmm, mumble, mumble... dah!!!!

I'd move to San Diego in a second. Fuck the snow and the cold. I've had enough of that shit.

 

Denmark?

 

Wait. The beginning is in English too? The version performed by Roger Doucet wasn't the official one?

Who knew?

(Nice rewrite, btw. Most of us got it ...)

 

If it weren't for baseball in Montreal or Toronto, I'm not sure I'd know the rhythm of the anthem.

 

Good lord, man, watch a hockey game every now and then.

 

I didn't watch hockey until 1994, when the Rangers were good. But from 1990 until then, it was just the Blue Jays and Expos who opened my eyes to our upstairs neighbors.

 

People who bring Canadian flags to hockey games, Olympics and other international competition excepted, deserve a kick in the nuts with a frozen Mukluk.

Probably the same type of guy who thinks Molson "I am Canadian" ads were awesome.

 

My mountains, dude. The day I move away from them, I'll weep.

 

There are lots of mountains in SoCal.

 

And yes, F_B, Denmark. Greenland is part of Denmark, and it's a short loogie launch from there to Ellesmere Island.

 

Nah, I like winter. I just hate trying to get around the city in the snow.

 

Usually you east native east coast folks feel that way about the sea. Have the Rockies replaced the Atlantic?