Oh, Jason Alexander. No, honey. Seriously. No.

All those guys? Really? Figured from the look that K.James had done something and Dennis Miller has talked about the plugs he had to put back what Mother Nature took up front. Didn't know it about the others though.

Anyone have before/after pix?

Nicolas Cage, meanwhile, just uses a can of spray paint or something, doesn't he?

 

Jason can join the ranks of the bald again:

 

Wonder what Larry David thinks about this.

 

If every instinct you have is wrong, the opposite has to be right.

 

Manchester United's Wayne Rooney approves.

 

I wonder is this was a strategy pulled from "Acting Without Acting."

 

Good for you, Jack!!!!

 

That's a shame.

 

Jeremy Piven doesn't understand the fuss.

 

Imagine if Patrick Stewart suddenly got a rug on his head?

 

The guy's rich forever just on Seinfeld residuals. If it makes him feel better about himself it shouldn't matter what anybody else thinks. It's not like he's ever relied on his looks to get a job anyway.

 

See, I'm not sure that last part is true. At the very least, his Seinfeld role was looks-based. They might not have been prototypical good looks, but no one's casting Leo DiCaprio as George Costanza.

But then again, that ridiculous thing on the top of his head may just prove that he doesn't care about his looks.