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Oh Lord.......

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef2, Jul 6, 2017.

  1. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    But you had no problem with a your sack being cut open. Makes sense.
     
  2. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    ::hyperventilating here::
     
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Chef, I know a retired podiatrist who can help you out on the cheap. PM me, and I'll set it up.

    Be sure to have plenty of ice ready for your bathtub.
     
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  4. Donny in his element

    Donny in his element Well-Known Member

    Never heard of a ingrown toenail that requires removal of a kidney. But what do I know?
     
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Shhh...
     
  6. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Ingrown toenail cost me half a year of football in junior high. Same thing happened to two teammates later on, one a year ahead of me and one a year behind. Coach said it was an epidemic.
     
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  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I can't believe your spouse will go anywhere near your feet:

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  8. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Buck, I'm glad I ate before I saw that. Nightmares, they are coming, yes.
     
  9. Donny in his element

    Donny in his element Well-Known Member

    Jesus Christ. That rug.
     
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  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    STFU Donny. That rug really tied the room together.
     
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  11. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Son of a bitch.
    That toe makes mine look pristine.
     
  12. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    There's always tomorrow, buddy.
     
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