Oh no, not another relationship thread

Memories?

 

Walk it off, guys. I think this thread has run its course for now. Let us know how it turns out, CR.

 

We didn't talk other than exchanging numbers among four people about the next day's movie before we drank. We weren't really paying much attention to each other at all aside from occasional smiles during drinking games, but that is typical of all guys and girls. Later, she walks over, sits down on my lap and starts making out with me in front of 20 people before we hooked up. I'm pretty sure that could have been any guy, but if you're right, I'm in better shape than you now hope.

 

Thank you for being the voice of reason. I was about to run into the middle of my street and start screaming at the top of my lungs.

 

Great idea.

Good night.

 

Credit where credit is due:

Genius.

And: I don't think pople need to root for CR's failure. It's already happened; this ship has sailed.

Good luck with the next one, kid. With any luck, this will serve as a lesson to A. Call a girl when you are interested and B. Don't waste time asking SportsJournalists.com for advice when you could be calling a girl you're interested in.

And for the love of God . . . . do not seek relationship advice from sorority girls. They're just as young and naive as you are.

 

I'd dare say more so.

 

Horseshit. And in college? Absolute horseshit.

 

She has forgotten all about you.

 

He was doomed the second she posted 'random drunken night of tequila' on her Facebook page.

 

That's easy, man. Just tail her home from the library.

 

Threads like these make me wish Clubber was still hanging around.

He'd know what to do.