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Oh no, not another relationship thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CradleRobber, Aug 28, 2007.

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  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Hey, baby. /butthead-like voice
     
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    How you doin'? [/tribiani]
     
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Now.....if stoob had started this thread.....the initial response, and pretty much every subsequent response after that would be.........


    ________________________(insert response here)
     
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Damn I'm smooth.
     
  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Come here often?
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Little surprise that the gal decided to turn the other cheek after spending a night in Boots' arms?
     
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I know I am pages behind on this, but this reminded me of something... This happened about 10 years ago, probably, but it stuck with me. I was walking down the street in Manhattan with this woman I used to see. This short, balding, kind of homely, overweight guy is walking toward us and he has the most beautiful woman on his arm. I turned to Jennifer and said, "How does that guy get that woman?" (most naive question I have ever asked). She didn't even answer; just started rubbing her fingers together, making the money gesture.
     
  8. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Money, a big schlong or lots of coke [/howardstern].
     
  9. Flash

    Flash Guest

    This guy pulls hot chicks, too ...

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  10. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Woman #1: So tell me about your new boyfriend, how tall is he?
    Woman #2: Well, he's around 5'6".
    Woman #1: Really? That seems short for you.
    Woman #2: Yeah, but he's 6'4" when he stands on his wallet.
     
  11. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    So women would drop trou for any guy when they're drunk?

    Sorry, I don't buy that.
     
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    OK.
     
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