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Oh no, not another relationship thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CradleRobber, Aug 28, 2007.

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  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Grow a pair little boy and call her up. For fucks sake, if you like her, then do something about it. Geez. If you like her fucking show it. Don't be the cool guy. It just means you're weak. Just call her up and throw it out there. It's the only way you're going to get some. Geez.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Aug 28, 2007
    #49
  2. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Third it.

    :)
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Aug 28, 2007
    #50
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    1. Dial her number
    2. Press 'SEND'
    3. Converse

    No texting. Only wimpy Canadians do that in this situation, and it never works out. We have seen this from recent experience.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Aug 28, 2007
    #51
  4. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    WHEN YOU TEXT:

    Girl: OMG, it's that guy!
    Friend: The guy with the hair?
    Girl: Not that guy, the other guy, in the chair.
    Friend: Yeah, with the hair.
    Girl: What was wrong with his hair?
    Friend: It did that thing, you know...like that.
    Girl: Really? Huh. So he just sent me a text.
    Friend: What's it say?
    Girl: Um...(giggle)...okay this is so gay, it says 'I relly wana wee you.'
    Friend: He wants to wee you? What the fuck is that?
    Girl: I don't know. Weird.
    Friend: I'm hungry, let's eat.

    WHEN YOU CALL:
    You: So I really want to see you.
     
    21, Aug 28, 2007
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  5. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    It has been properly moved that soccer is the cause of relationship problems in males. All those in favor?
     
    Diabeetus, Aug 28, 2007
    #53
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Just call her and ask her to lunch. The worst she can do is say 'no'. So go for it.
     
    EStreetJoe, Aug 28, 2007
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  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    I blame lawyers. And Lifetime movies of the week.

    Let's face it ... David Beckham bagged Posh Spice. Kind of deflates the argument.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Aug 28, 2007
    #55
  8. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    It's not like she's said 'no' so far.
     
    Write-brained, Aug 28, 2007
    #56
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    So what you're saying is texting is the only way to get a girl to let you pee on her?
     
    zeke12, Aug 28, 2007
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  10. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Nay, ya jerks.

    I SAY THEE NAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Piotr Rasputin, Aug 28, 2007
    #58
  11. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    IDK
     
    Diabeetus, Aug 28, 2007
    #59
  12. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    I hear boy soccer players don't even need to wear cups anymore :)
     
    Write-brained, Aug 28, 2007
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