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Oh no, not another relationship thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CradleRobber, Aug 28, 2007.

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  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    You, sir, are a fucking wuss. Stop being a verdammt metrosexual.

    Call her. No text message. No email. No Facebook. No Myspace.

    Use the telephone for what it's designed for. Just call her.
     
  2. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Ahem, Posh bagged Becks. She was cooler before him.

    :)

    Cradle - if you have to choose between facebook or text message, I say go with tissues, lotion and pornotube.
     
  3. QHAHAHAHAH!H!H!H!H!!!!

    NICE!!!
     
  4. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    CR, you know I am one of your biggest fans. Take the fucking advice already.
     
  5. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    I lost count of the number of times I heard that line in high school and college.
     
  6. CR, she had sex with you on the first "date." If she's not a complete whore, rebounding from a bad relationship, or liberated woman from the 60s, she's probably waiting right now for you to call her. I'd say she's given you plenty of hints that she likes you. Take some confidence from that and make the fucking call.
     
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    You think the Spice Girls were cool? :eek:

    It's like I don't even know you!

    :D

    (Either way ... he got the girl. Which is more than our fair CR can say BECAUSE HE'S TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING WUSS TO INITIATE A PHONE CALL!)
     
  8. joe

    joe Active Member

    Scoreboard!
     
  9. And Sxy lays it down. Very nice.
     
  10. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    She's proveaby, demonstrabely hot!
     
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Cradle... the women on this thread are telling you to call her.
    About 2/3 of the guys on this thread are telling you to call her.
    You asked for advice. Now follow it.
    Just don't open the conversation with "Hi it's CradleRobber, do I sound as cute sober as I do drunk?"
     
  12. Do you want me to call her for you - I've got the number ;D

    Sorry for going the crass route. Being helpful obviously isn't helpful.
     
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