Oh no, not another relationship thread

1. I've never called her. She's never called me, just texted. Don't you guys remember situations like that, how awkward they were?

2. What's a better movie choice?

 

"With her, the back door was the front door and it was a very good door. It needed oiling very badly. Apparently, she hadn't had anyone back there to inspect the goods in four months."

 

You fucked her last Thursday. You've already had one night where she didn't know what to say to you because she didn't know where your head was at. She's probably 80 percent convinced you don't like her anyway.

Call or don't. But don't come on here bitching when you wait a WEEK after fucking her to call her, and on top of that, insult her by taking her to a shitty-ass movie.

 

Bourne would be a far better movie choice.

 

ANYTHING would be a far better movie choice....'cept Superbad. BAD first date movie.

 

Either way, nix the movie. Or at least see something that your local middle school isn't going to be in.

 

CR you're fucking hopeless. Even the women, as nice as they are, are ripping you a new one. I give up. Enjoy Balls of Fury.

 

Your fraternity called, they want their fucking pledge pin back.

 

Oh no, you slept with a super hot chick and now you don't know what to do. Your life is so tough. Boo-fuckin'-hoo.

 

If you've fucked a chick and you can't get the stones to call her, I really don't even know what to say.

I've fucked some chicks and not wanted to call them -- so I didn't. But I've never fucked a chick and wanted to call her but didn't. I don't understand what could be causing apprehension.

 

Just go over to her house and do her. That's how most people go about it, right?