Oh snap - ANOTHER JDV vid is in the top 50 & climbing! *New Video* Rosie quits

Re: Oh snap - ANOTHER JDV vid is in the top 50 & climbing! *New Video* Rosie qu

spup picks out the wedding tuxes...

 

I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I get hitched in Packers colors.

 

Damn... guess I better change that order then.

 

Could always go ghetto fab ...

 

Does it make me Brick Tamland-esque if I miss something that I never saw?

I'm reading a book on the World Hockey Association, and it seems like I missed out on a rollicking good time. And I miss it. Just like Brick loved lamp.

Since I'm in the middle of an Anchorman-jack:

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Repeat chorus
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Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
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Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.

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Even better ...

 

LOUD NOISES!

 

I actually used that line last August in Vegas, to embarrass three 17-year-old shitheads who were screaming up a storm at 4 A.M.

It worked and got a laugh from the crew I was with and complete strangers.

 

How did you get my parents wedding picture?

 

mom's hot... proveably, demonstrably hot...

 

Hey! Don't call my mom hot!

 

Re: Oh snap - ANOTHER JDV vid is in the top 50 & climbing! *New Video* Rosie qu

In that photo, she looks like Joann Pflug.. only hotter