Okay SJ gentlemen members, tell us the truth!

Don't go to those kinds of bars, never had a guy try that on me.

Had it happened, or if it ever does happen, he'll pick himself up on the other side of next month.

 

Used to live in a city where there was a club known as the "Octopus Lounge" ... guys would stand on the edge of the dance floor and if a girl got too close, they would step up, entangle with tentacle-like arms and proceed to grind.

 

My record is not entirely clean, but I can claim gentlemanly behavior with at least a 90 percent frequency.
However, I don't dance, so there's no grinding going on along that avenue.
And my instances of ungentlemanly behavior have never included frotteurism.
What I found most interesting about that article is the percentage of women who say they have engaged in the same behavior.

 

There's a word you don't use in everyday conversation.

 

I may not survive this post.

 

I find grinding against a woman to be not only unfulfilling, but kinda animalistic and disgusting.

I'd find the same to be true if a woman did it to me.

Do these guys speak in tongues after trying to pick up a girl like that?

 

Damn!

I knew that I must have been doing it wrong.

I was beginning to think that they were all lesbians!

It's beginning to get to the point where you can't trust some of the things that you learn from your drunken buddies.

 

Once, while I was standing on a pier in Cannes, a working girl in an open-knit dress walked up behind me and fondled my butt. I almost jumped into the water.

I may not be a perfect gentleman, but I'm refreshingly innocent.

 

Guys in America shoud just act more like the guys in Europe. They skip all the pleasantries and get right to the point. My friends were in a club in Spain and a Spanish guy comes up to them and says: (pointing at one and then the other) "I'm gonna fuck you and then I'm gonna fuck your friend." Doesn't get much more straghtforward than that.

 

Wow. Watch out for Rosie in a bar.

Note to self: at the next outting party, get someone to 'grind' on Rosie.

 

See they get away with that cause they have an accent. Except, you'd think in Spain most everyone has a Spanish accent. I know here at least dudes with accents get away with saying everything.

 

Cutty Sark: Liquor up front, poker in the rear.