Okay SJ gentlemen members, tell us the truth!

They call me....

 

That's more my style:
Excuse me. I'm feeling aroused, but I would prefer not to go home and indulge myself in self-gratification. Rather, I suggest that we leave this place and engage in sexual congress.

 

You bloody fuckin' Brit.

 

And the dolphin understands all of that?

 

Speaking of gentlemen members...

 

I'm amazed at the chutzpah guys have to try this shit. I've seen it done, but I couldn't even imagine walking up and grinding on some woman as a way of saying "hi."

This stuff always reminds me of my favorite bar pick-up line story. I was at one of the more notorious bars on campus back when I was in school with a buddy of mine and two girls he knew, one of which was very young and extremely hot.

On her way back from a restroom run, we saw a very large football player approach her. Then, suddenly she turned bright red, turned away from him and ran.

It took a while for us to find out what he had said, but it turned out to be, "You know, we could just have sex and not tell anybody."

 

But to be fair, who hasn't used that line?

 

is that where the term "moxie and a grinder" comes from?

 

Buncha teases

 

She looked a lot different at 2 a.m. I swear :-[ :-[ :-[ That image will haunt my dreams, no saying no teeth to that!

And only 80 percent were approached in an overtly sexual manner. Seesms kind low.

 

Bob Zany, at least I think it was him, had the best bar pickup line. He said find the drunkest girl go up to her and go , "come on let's go."