Olympic-caliber call girl

The Cream Team

 

For $600 an hour, you'd better get a lot more than fingerling.

 

How convinced are we that it's shattered, honestly?

Yeah, it's probably not a red-letter day at the Hamilton household that this got out.

But the feeling I honestly get from her quotes, from her behavior, and from hints about her personality through the years is that she's probably far more irritated about the moralizing reaction to this than she is embarrassed about engaging in the activity itself.

That said, I could be 100 percent wrong. Perhaps she's a broken woman. But I'm not sold on that yet.

 

For an extra $100 Suzy will scream the Olympic motto in Latin

Citius, Altius, Fortius

 

I don't buy her story for a second.

No way you get to your 40s and suddenly decide to hook and presto-whamo next thing you know, you're featured by the top call girl service in Vegas. No fucking way (pun intended).

She's been freaky for years...which is what attracted her husband to her, and why he hung around once she made it to the major leagues.

 

The editor in me finds it offensive.

 

I'm in favor of Suzy.

 

TigerVols makes a good point.

 

I bet she's had lots of Latinos in her citius.

 

Outstanding... um... pull.