On the Red Carpet at the SJ.com Awards

This young woman showed up and tried to sneak off with the troll award, but was ushered away.

 

That young lady is very attractive from the waist up, but her legs are reminiscent of former Dallas Cowboys fullback "Moose" Johnston. Them ain't calves, them're cows.

 

Alma held a news conference on the red carpet prior to entering the awards hall.

 

NIAFL king Big Dog and his beautiful date look very natty tonight.

 

...while hoops was dismayed over the lack of foie gras at the green room buffet.



"leave it to you to mess this up, shotglass," he said before heading to his seat in a huff.

 

And here comes Carrie and new beau, Tony Romo...

 

who's Tommy Rimmo?

 

And spaceman has landed from a stint aboard the space station just in time for the red carpet.

 

One of the more stunning appearances was the return of Clubber Slang...

 

Here comes BBAM in all his glory.

 

Uh oh, looks like we gotta' streaker.

 

Flash makes a splash as usual.