OnTheRiver gets knocked the f--k out

I'm guessing it was either Mr. Sandman or Super Macho Man.

 

When you came to, did you yell fuck so everyone heard it?

 

My son has the same table. I'll be sure to handle with care when moving it.

Thanks for the (swollen) heads up!

 

some day you'll show up on some inane funniest home videos knockoff on latvian cable or somewhere just as obscure

 

Too bad you can't change your name to OntheCanvas.

Hope you feel better.

 

Your kids are very cute. ;D

 

Hey at least you didn't knocked unconcious by your 5-year-old nephew on Thanksgiving and have the paramedics and Homeland Security make an appearance right before you sat down to eat on Turkey Day.
This only makes sense if were reading SportsJournalists.com on Thanksgiving.

 

I was using a single-edge razor blade to cut something the other day. But for some reason the blade wouldn't cut, so I pressed down harder. And harder. Eventually, it cut. My index finger. I was holding the blade upside down.

 

You should sue. Those damn razors should come with a warning sticker pointing out which end of the blade to use.