Oops, I got knocked up again?

This girl has seen more dicks than an army doctor.

 

SLUT CITY, BABY!

 

Single and three kids before 30 immediately qualifies you for a state subsidized single wide and a 1987 Monte Carlo with a Calvin pissing sticker in certain parts of Pennsylvania, West Va. and Ohio.

 

What are you talking about? That's upper class livin in most of S.C.

 

30? Shit. She'll have three kids while she's still 25 if she's preggers now. Born Dec. 2, 1981.

 

Looks like we've found us a new Louisiana Lightning.

 

You can take a gal out the country, but you can't take the country out of a gal.

 

I think someone said she'd have something like four kids, live in a trailer and be as big as a linebacker by the time she was 30...or something like that.

 

I did! That's my quote. She'll be giving Sean Preston $50 to go buy her a pack of Camel Lights, a dozen Krispy Kremes and a fifth of Stoli in no time.....

 

So those photos of her going commando ... was that her picture for her match.com personality profile?

If so, it must have worked

 

Those pics were like a bad dream...

 

Girl's got lightnin' underneath her skirt [/mellencamp, beforethelatestshit]

My money's on preggers. Someone at work had a copy of Lifestyle or some other celebrity rag, and she's a mess.

Deborah Gibson would never do shit like this.