Oops, I got knocked up again?

But has she seen more than Jenna Jameson or Jill Kelly?

 

Britney continued her gay tour of contrition on Wednesday. The struggling pop star and some gal pals paid a visit to gay restaurant Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood, where they proceeded to pig out and take lots of pictures of each other.

 

Brit looks like she's about to hurl into the waiting hand.

Sign of morning sickness?

 

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Ay!

 

If Mojo Nixon is to be believed, she might..after all she's pregnant with his two-headed love child

 

Or the erect penis.

 

Does she even have a chin in that photo?

 

Actually, she loves the movie "Airplane!".

An egg is about to appear from her mouth to be palmed by Leslie Nielsen.

 

They might not have taught that at her school because, as Britney would put it while chomping on stale gum, "We're country."

 

True story. She wrote "Foolish Beat" about me

I could never love again the way I loved you
Oh, I could never cry again like I did when I left you

Shit, wrong thread.

 

She was absent from school the day they taught about underpants.