Oops, I got knocked up again?

Before she turned into the skank she is now, I would have hit it. But now, I wouldn't hit it even if you paid me.

 

I was wondering when we'd see the "I'd hit it" post.



I agree EStreet. As a friend of mine used to say, "not with a solen dick".

 

I have a buddy who works as a masseuse at a local casino resort. He turned down the opportunity to give Britney a massage back when she was still hot stuff. For some bizarre reason, he did agree to give one to Rodney Dangerfield. His descriptions still disturb me to this day.

Now that I think about it, he also gave Liza Minelli a massage. Paging 21 ...

 

He probably didn't trust himself to stay professional with Brittney but would have no problem staying professional with Rodney or Liza.