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Oprah by Kitty Kelly: John Tesh Hit It!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Deeper_Background, Apr 12, 2010.

  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    You just described Janet Reno and Bea Arthur said, before her untimely passing, that she wouldn't hit Janet with Ethel Merman's dick
     
  2. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

    hard to tell, this was the closest pic to that time I could find [​IMG]
     
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  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Wow. John Tesh sure looked different back then!
     
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  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Unfortunately, the names being down at the bottom lessen the zing a bit
     
  5. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

    I say O looks like solid 6.5/ 7 back then, and her personality could have gotten her another half point. She hadn't yet morphed into the man-hating beast she now is...
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What would you give Tesh back then? A 10?
     
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You forgot the half point for his personality.
     
  9. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

    Bingo!! "Oprah on the Scoop" maybe a 6.75 without deductions [​IMG]
     
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  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Oh, yeah. Subtract that.
     
  11. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    John Tesh is a man of the people:

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Seriously, is she a man-hating beast? I don't know because I don't watch the show but I don't think appealing to a mostly-female audience and reading books makes you a man-hating beast.

    Now, palling around with Steadman and Dr. Phil -- I could buy that as her symbolic, understated gesture of what pathetic losers men really are.
     
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