Orange slices for everyone, or the I Hate Soccer thread

I was wondering where this thread was.

Speaking of orange slices, it reminds me of World Cup overtime rules.

Goal! No, wait. It's no over. Fair's fair. Japan gets a chance. Sudden death overtime reflects too much violence. We want a world of peace.

Play on.

 

WHy don't you pull the "orange wedge" out of your butt and congradulate these young ladies on a tremendous effort.

 

I will when Patton will. America cannot tolerate a loser.

This is, by the way, a I HATE SOCCER THREAD. I ain't congratulating anyone here.

 

They choked. If this was the men's national team that's all we'd be hearing right now.

 

Oh by the way, congraDulations, America. You're second, I guess you try harder.

FIFA: Give them a world cup too.

 

You watched.

Sport wins.

 

And most of America is still on one side of the equation. You don't win anti-soccer fans watching for us-against-them motivations by saying "sport wins."

 

dude you are a joke.

I'd love to see you run a few km in two hours tubby. I would pay to see it. LOL. Those who litterally CAN'T play soccer come to hate it (wich is a ridiculous thing on it's own - hating a sport)?. Resentment leads to delusional idea that the mallfunction lies not in them but in sport. So you complain about it. You whine about it. And you pretent to care by offering to change it. Noone is fooled by any of this...

Conclusion: Your oppinions on soccer are meaningless.

 

I don't hate soccer.

I hate idiots who demand that I like it.

 

Well you should.

Frankly I question your taste if you do not like it. It is sum of athleticism.

 

You da man... Couldn't disagree more with Kermie McSockpuppet

 

headline you won't see from Aunt Bee on Monday