Orange slices for everyone, or the I Hate Soccer thread

Kermit's posts are even funnier if you imagine them with a thick Italian accent. Cracks me up every time.

 

A strawman which has no basis in fact.

 

I'm not a soccer guy on any level, but the 1994 World Cup was the best sporting event I've ever been to and it's not close.

 

Outing: Kermit is Rickey Henderson.

 

Another day, more bad joke's about soccer I see.

And one direct challange STILL unanswered by the "coward of the county."

I tire of this boys. I really tire of this.

 

Hmmm. Let's see where the strawman is.
I have no problem with soccer: True. I don't.
I don't think it's boring: Also true. I enjoy watching soccer.
The best part about soccer is watching those idiots take every critique of soccer as a personal assault: One need to look no further than this thread to see that this is also true. This thread is entertaining. Kermit's continued assaults on the English language is a bonus.

 

I heart this thread. That is all.

 

Kermit has assaulted nothing - only wish to defend myself and defend soccer from continued depredations. And bad joke's of clowns.

I have issued challange. Challange has gone unmet. Where I come from that, is height of embbarasment.

If you want, to be submitted simliar challenge keep it up. As my old soccer coach used to say - "Try me."

 

But if we don't recognize soccer as legitimate, we wouldn't recognize you as legitimate. Go say hi to the Queen.

American football RULES. Oh, and try NASCAR.

 

Oh Look - it's the coward. Up and at em' after mommie prepared his TINY bowl of RasinBran and put him in his Onesie.

 

I called my friend.
It was Bobby Moffat.

You remind me of him. Scorn the world for not swallowing your sport by force when you cram it down our throats.

 

No one that I can read thinks it is a personal assault. If one reads the soccer threads over the years, there have been plenty of criticisms of the sport, from rules issues, to flopping, etc. But your mind will not be changed.