Orange slices for everyone, or the I Hate Soccer thread

I've got no problem with the rules. They are what they are. I understand offsides. I understand packing in the defense, which is soccer's equivalent of the Princeton offense. I may not like either one, but they're part of the game. However, you've got to admit that flopping does give the sport a bad reputation.

 

Touche. Offside. Still, I understand it, and I can appreciate when a defense runs an offside-trap.

 

Reading this thread is vaguely similar to being in the audience when Tony Clifton was performing and getting people to boo him, walk out and threaten to kick his ass. Probably closer to a message board version of listening to "The Phil Hendrie Show," but you get the point.

Carry on.

 

As I said. This thread is entertaining, with a bonus.

 

What? The Crips and the Bloods in a spine-tingling finale?

 

Wambach Returns Home a Champion

Orange Slices for Everyone!

http://www.nytimes.com/

 

How many tickets did the team give away for that?

 

Moderator's:

Can some body Lock this thread already? It is offensive.

Thank you in advance,

Kermit.

 

Don't need to thank anyone in advance, because people aren't listening to you, sockpuppet.

 

I got You stalking me and humping my leg on every Thread I post on - thats for sure.

 

this is slowly becoming a fave thread of mine...

 

Kermit is the one humping his sock puppet every night and then crying himself to sleep while cradling it in his arms.