Orange slices for everyone, or the I Hate Soccer thread

Becuase the two, are at Odds with one another, fighting for peice of American sports Pie.

And in Kermit's opion chick's who watch Soccer, are more beauitiful.

 

You say that like fat women aren't beautiful.

 

Kermit McManus' Top Ten Reasons Why He Hates America.

10. West Coast girls are stuck-up; they don't respond to futbol pickups.

9. John D. Villarrial refuses to friend him.

8. Soccer moms range from 29-45, not 15-18.

7. Stoopid Americans insist on yusing propur grammar and speling.

6. Chuck Bednarik never played soccer.

5. Obama didn't invite the second-place U.S. women to the White House yet.

4. Few Americans refer to themselves in third-person.

3. Americans think penalty kicks are for pussies.

2. Kermit doesn't like fat chicks.

1. Our hooligans stay in one place == MORGANTOWN, WEST VIRGINIA!

 

Kermit likes all woman. Tall woman, slendar woman. Even some round woman.

 

Exclusive video footage of Kermit playing soccer.

 

As has been stated previously, by others, most people are probably indifferent toward soccer. It's the pro-soccer crowd who are outraged by your indifference, want to instruct you in the finer points of the game (whether you want to learn or not) and insist that, "If you'd just give it a chance, you'd learn to love it like the rest of the world!" that inspires the hatred.
When religious types do that same stuff we call them zealous or cultists. That's what too many soccer fans are -- sports cultists. You want to go drink your cyanide-laced Capri Suns, go right ahead. Just don't call me an uncultured moron for not wanting to join you.

 

So you've blocked the last 30 years from your memory?

 

Bat Man, I call noone a moron, I call you close minded for not giving sport, a fair chance.

Why do you all fear Soccer? I mean this might be deeply, psychological (sp?), beyond understandingof Kermit.

 

This is awesome!

 

So I'm not a moron, but I am uncultured? Thanks for helping me see the light.
I've given the sport a chance. I can appreciate the athleticism it takes to play at a high level, enjoy the jingoism of the World Cup, and learned enough covering high school soccer over the years to even understand some of the strategy and write a coherent game story. It's not for me. Many — I dare say most — Americans feel the same way.
Look, you enjoy your sport. That's cute. In certain parts of the world, though, goat polo (polo played on goatback) is the national sport. They hit a sheepskin around. Probably a hell of a lot of fun. Doesn't mean people are going to rush out and form a professional goat polo league in the U.S. and charge $50 a head to watch.
So the lesson is ...
Soccer:America
Goat polo:America

 

They're awesome. If I had any interest in marriage, it would be to one.

 

Meet me on the Field.

I beg you.

You will need Emergency Assistance - I promise you that.