Orange slices for everyone, or the I Hate Soccer thread

Deeper_Background · Dec 15, 2014

slappy4428 said:

Deeper_Background said:

headline you won't see from Aunt Bee on Monday
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I laughed at that... is it time for a defense of figure skating yet?
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or Gymnastics?

playthrough · Jul 24, 2011

Batman said:

Kermit McManus said:

Meet me on the Field.

I beg you.

You will need Emergency Assistance - I promise you that.
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I know I'm taking this whole thing way too seriously (which is to say, at all), but this is another thing that cracks me up about the militant pro-soccer crowd. They always say, "You wouldn't last 10 minutes on the pitch!"
Yeah, probably not. Seeing as how I don't understand the rules of the game, never played it and never developed the proper skills, yes, I'd look like a fool trying to play soccer. Of course I'd get destroyed in a game against someone with any kind of ability.
But you know what else? I'm guessing the jackasses who break out that nugget of wisdom wouldn't fare very well going over the middle against James Harrison, either. Or any moderately talented high school linebacker, for that matter. Nor would most of them do very well in a competitive pickup basketball game down at the local Y. Trips to the emergency room could very well ensue.
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There's nothing more macho than a one-on-one soccer showdown.

jr/shotglass · Jul 24, 2011

Batman said:

Kermit McManus said:

Meet me on the Field.

I beg you.

You will need Emergency Assistance - I promise you that.
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I know I'm taking this whole thing way too seriously (which is to say, at all), but this is another thing that cracks me up about the militant pro-soccer crowd. They always say, "You wouldn't last 10 minutes on the pitch!"
Yeah, probably not. Seeing as how I don't understand the rules of the game, never played it and never developed the proper skills, yes, I'd look like a fool trying to play soccer. Of course I'd get destroyed in a game against someone with any kind of ability.
But you know what else? I'm guessing the jackasses who break out that nugget of wisdom wouldn't fare very well going over the middle against James Harrison, either. Or any moderately talented high school linebacker, for that matter. Nor would most of them do very well in a competitive pickup basketball game down at the local Y. Trips to the emergency room could very well ensue.
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Pssssst ... he doesn't want you to play soccer on The Field.

He wants you to defend your stance on The Field, put-'em-up style!

jlee · Jul 24, 2011

Hators. All of you. Just pure hators.

Kermit McManus · Jul 24, 2011

Batman said:

Kermit McManus said:

Meet me on the Field.

I beg you.

You will need Emergency Assistance - I promise you that.
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I know I'm taking this whole thing way too seriously (which is to say, at all), but this is another thing that cracks me up about the militant pro-soccer crowd. They always say, "You wouldn't last 10 minutes on the pitch!"
Yeah, probably not. Seeing as how I don't understand the rules of the game, never played it and never developed the proper skills, yes, I'd look like a fool trying to play soccer. Of course I'd get destroyed in a game against someone with any kind of ability.
But you know what else? I'm guessing the jackasses who break out that nugget of wisdom wouldn't fare very well going over the middle against James Harrison, either. Or any moderately talented high school linebacker, for that matter. Nor would most of them do very well in a competitive pickup basketball game down at the local Y. Trips to the emergency room could very well ensue.
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Just admit you can't play sport OK BatMan. Admit you don't have skills. Thats all this is about.

Just admit Kermit is better athelete and I drop challange.

It's ok to admit it. You will feel better about self and about soccer.

secretariat · Jul 24, 2011

I fore one love Kermit. He is great athelete and awesome massage board poster.

Please post more Kermit.

Kermit McManus · Jul 24, 2011

I don't know Man, I starting to pick up, a lot of Troll's. I try to brush them off like barnicles on nutsac.

jr/shotglass · Jul 24, 2011

Fuckin' enablers.

Kermit McManus · Jul 24, 2011

I got nasty PMS today. I was trying to enjoy summer picnick with family (we even "kicked" it around a little bit!!!), but hard for Kermit to forget angry PM, sen't by someone from this chat room.

secretariat · Jul 24, 2011

Kermit McManus said:

I got nasty PMS today.
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I did not no Kermit was woman. Can you post pick of yourself Kermit?

Kermit McManus · Jul 24, 2011

Kermit's all man. No pitchers on labtop. But I am, thought to be quite handsome.

Care Bear · Jul 24, 2011

Or your nutsac?

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