Orange slices for everyone, or the I Hate Soccer thread

OK then you, can come to.

Kermit will even have Wife prepare a few "Orange Wedges" for refreshment.

But I am telling U - anybody who rises to challange and runs with Kermit, is going to feel very very winded.

 

\Are you saying you would move in on Kermit's woman, Son?

You will have more problem's than just running with Kermit if that happens - I assure you.

As Kermit's father used to Say - "That's not a threat, thats a Promise."

 

Eye want to be the Spokes Man for bicycling.

 

Only Kermit can make such preposials.

 

Ymay eposialpray isway Implesay:

Atorshay ikelay Intpray Ustday, Atbay Anmay, Ikespay ouldshay
otnay ebay ebatedday orway edway-uway-atedcay.

Eythay eednay otay ebay allangedchay.

Eythay eednay otay utpay oneymay erewhay outhmay isway.

Eythay eednay otay oducepray.

Iway avehay allbay. Iway avehay orangeway Onescay. Iway owknay
eatgray eildfay earnay Ousehay.

Allway Iway antway isway orfay away Aggottmay ikelay Intpray
Ustday otay omecay outway orfay away eifbray illsskay
ompeitioncay eforebay unningray ishay outhmay aboutway "ethay
Eauitifulbay Amegay."

Atthay isway Ermit'skay eposialpray.

Eetmay emay onway ethay eildfay ithway allbay andway orangeway
Onescay.

Andway enthay ithay ethay oadray Ackjay (ithway Inhalerway
omfray ocallay innicclay afterway Ermitkay akestay ouyay otay
oolskay onway occersay eildfay).

Atthay isway eposialpray ofway Ermitkay.

 

Cosmo: Post of the year material, that there.

 

That's Right!

Now your learning boyo!

.....At leest where sport is concerned.

Kermit is Siezing control.

You guy's are starting to get it.

 

Bro leave my beauitful Wife out of this.

Lets show some class on this thread for Pete's sake.

 

TWSS.

 

\I think MisterCreosote has, designs, on your wife, Kermit. I think he would be, suggestive. And try to show her his orange wedge while U are on field with cones. Maybe even display his nutsac.

 

ermitkay ... atwhay away untcay

 

Nice puff piece in SI last week. Those poor girls worked real hard. It's not fair to call them chokers even though they are.