Our 50 states (and provinces/territories)

Well, geographically one stands out that piques my curiosity (notwithstanding Jamaica where that's easy to surmise as a vacation or honeymoon type thing).

So did you hook-up with Cousin Eddie's daughter, the good French kisser, or what?

 

Attended a concert? Virginia, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Maryland, DC

Water? Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Massachusetts, Vermont, California, Delaware, Hawaii, Texas

Attended major-league sporting event? DC, New York, Illinois, Massachusetts, Maryland, Ontario, New Jersey

Sex? Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, DC, Florida, Hawaii, New York, Texas

 

Car broke down 40 miles east of Dodge City. Had it towed back there to a Ford dealer. Was at their mercy as it took them 5 days to fix it. Met a cutie at the hotel pool one day.

 

OK, that's actually not that far from Cousin Eddie in Coolidge.

 

That's the plot of:
A) A country song
B) A porno
C) A kick-ass action movie (turns out the cutie is on the run from some bad guys and you get caught up in the mess while waiting for your car to be fixed; it's finally ready just as you dispatch the last one, and you throw some of their dirty money at the surly, sarcastic mechanic, hop in and ride off into the sunset with the cutie riding shotgun)
D) A Freqposter story. Do wheat fields carry the same nasty charm as cornfields?

 

And also pretty close to Doc Hollywood.

 

Also, take my word for it when I say you don't want to hook up in a wheat field. A wheat truck on the other hand...

 

Go on ...

 

My list of commercial flight airports, U.S. only:

AZ: Phoenix; CA: Fresno, Los Angeles, Oakland, Ontario, San Diego, San Francisco, Santa Ana/John Wayne plus Buchanan Field (Concord); CO: Denver (old and new); DC: Dulles, National; FL: Daytona Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Gainesville, Jacksonville, Miami, Melbourne, West Palm; GA: Atlanta; HA: Honolulu; IL: Midway, O’Hare; IN: Indianapolis (old and new); IA: Des Moines; MD: Baltimore; MA: Boston; MI: Detroit (City and Wayne), Kalamazoo; MN: Minneapolis, Rochester; MO: Kansas City, St. Louis; NV: Las Vegas; NJ: Newark; NC: Charlotte, Greensboro, Raleigh, Rocky Mount; OH: Covington/Cincinnati, Toledo; OR: Portland; PA: Philadelphia; SC: Myrtle Beach; TX: Dallas, Houston (Hobby and Bush), San Antonio; UT: Salt Lake City; VA: Richmond; WA: Seattle-Tacoma; WI: Milwaukee; WY: Jackson Hole.

Amazingly, I somehow have avoided landing in New York, city and state.

 

The airports one was a fun exercise:

AL: Birmingham; AR: Fort Smith; CA: Long Beach, Los Angeles, San Francisco; Oakland; CO: Denver (old and new); CT: Hartford; FL: Tampa, Miami, Orlando, Ft. Lauderdale, West Palm, Sarasota; GA: Atlanta; HI: Honolulu; Kauai; ID: Boise; IL: O’Hare, Midway; LA: New Orleans; ME: Portland; Maryland: BWI; MA: Boston; MI: Detroit – Wayne; MO: St. Louis; NV: Las Vegas; NJ: Newark; New York: Buffalo, Albany, Rochester, White Plains, LaGuardia, JFK; NC: Raleigh; Charlotte; OH: Cleveland, Columbus; Cincinnati; PA: Philadelphia, Pittsburgh; RI: Providence; TN: Nashville; TX: Austin, Houston (Hobby and Bush), Dallas; VA: Dulles, National

Edited to add: Orlando

 

Airports: Holy hell, this is a hard one. Birmingham, Al., Phoenix, Ariz., Long Beach, Ontario, LA, Burbank, S.F. and Oakland, Ca., Denver and Colo Springs, Colo., Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, Orlando, West Palm, Tampa, Jacksonville, Fla, Atlanta (and how!) and Augusta, Ga. Honolulu, Hawaii. Louisville, Ken., Airport closest to Moscow, Idaho. Chicago, Ill. (both airports). New Orleans, BWI, Md. Logan., Mass. Detroit, Mi, St. Louis and Kansas City (even though it's really in Kansas) Mo. Albuquerque, N.M, Las Vegas and Reno, Nev., Newark N.J., Both La Guardia and Kennedy. Charlotte and Raleigh, N.C., Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati, Oh. Portland, Ore. Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Scranton-Wilkes-Barre, Pa., Providence, R.O. Nashville and Memphis, Tenn. Austin, Dallas, both Houstons and San Antonio, Tex. Dulles and National, Va. Sea-Tac, Spokane, Wash. Canada. Montreal. Toronto, Calgary, Vancouver.

 

Attended a concert? California

Attended professional sporting event? California (Dodgers, Angels, Padres, Giants, Kings, Ducks, WHA Sharks, Rams, Raiders, Chargers, LA Express, LA Extreme, Lakers, Clippers ), New York (Yankees, Islanders, Knicks), Missouri (Cardinals, Blues, Royals, Chiefs), Texas (Rangers), Pennsylvania (Phillies), Illinois (Cubs, White Sox), Maryland/DC (Orioles, Capitals), Arizona (D'backs), Washington (Mariners)

Sex? California, Texas, Washington, Oregon, DC, Virginia, Arizona, Missouri, Texas, Oklahoma, Nevada, New York, Ontario, Canada