Our house is a very fine house -- RUNNING THREAD

Re: Our house is a very fine house -- now bring gifts

Got in trouble once already...
Ms. Slappy's sister-in-law Jennifer is a stone cold beeytach -- a selfish, self-centered attention whore that gives all others a bad name. Her brother, on the otherhand, is pretty cool.

She put a a new picture out on the table, prompting me to ask "Hey. Why is there a picture of Little Nicky out on the table?"

She responded: "What do you mean Litt-- Dammit!!!! Jennifer is NOT that bad."

Me in trouble and beer one isnt warm yet...

 

Re: Our house is a very fine house -- now bring gifts

I always like to bury two cats in the front yard.

 

If you had waited one more weekend, I literally could have crashed this thing. Of course I'm way too broke to bring over wine. Would you settle for a jug of Milo's tea?

 

Wish I'd have thought of this earlier, but Dreamland Barbecue anyone?

Slappy, I had the pleasure of going to an engagement party yesterday for one of my nephews-in-law. Nice enough kid, and I've gotten probalby better than I deserve in the in-laws department. Still, it wasn't fun; I've just never been all that comfortable in that sort of society page setting. And I found myself wondering in the middle of it if you were having more fun at your shindig.

 

No. No I wasn't. My future sister-in-law was here. Like I said, her hubby is cool (Ms. Slappy's brother) and she is a self-absorbed, selfish attention whore...

I got in trouble when I nicknamed their six-week old daughter "Little Nicky"....
Was OK as far as the people who were here... cloven hooves brought the aura down....