Out-of-wedlock f*** trophies hit all-time high!

Woo hoo! Now I don't need to insult Jake's manhood and ruin any shot I have.

 

Ahhhh... another preacher.

 

I prefer the gentler term, "honeymoon fresh."

 

sometimes referred to as that "new bride smell".

 

BRILLIANT!

 

Except he was referring to himself. So he's really more of a self-loather.

 

Self-abhorrer.

 

Be careful with tummy tucks. The first girl I ever did *anything* with had a tummy tuck, then died 2 days later. Very sad. What's so hard with a little exercise?

 

It is easier in the short-term but worse long-term. An incision however small has to be made into the flesh of the belly to remove the baby. It makes it harder for women to keep those stomach muscles in shape later in life and can lead to a gunt.

C-sections are also more expensive and make more money for the hospital. Increased insurance premiums anyone?

Another big reason for the explosion of C-sections is because trial lawyers (like John Edwards) made vaginal birth deliveries more subject to malpractice. It was safer financially for a doctor to just cut open the woman and take the baby out than to risk the cord cutting off oxygen to the baby's brain, damaging the baby's head with forceps or the woman hemorrhaging. Once again - why it is so expensive to have a baby today - increased insurance premiums anyone? (Big thanks to John Edwards.)

The good news is that VBAC (vaginal birth after c-section) deliveries are becoming more and more popular

 

so were you a 40 year old virgin?

 

Who was the first person born by C-section?

 

If your ab muscles have been cut, exercise will never give you a nice, flat tummy like what's apparently desired these days. Your muscles just aren't capable of that any longer. Just saying.