Panic on the streets of London

Save us, Maggie Thatcher!

 

And thus the attitude that sparked the entire thing in the first place. Go back to your cave.

 

Thursday, August 11th 2011
Person Of The Day!

The Heroine of Hackney, a 45-year-old jazz singing grandma who verbally chankla slapped a group of London looters and then saved a dude who was about to get an official beat down from the rioters.

Lady P (government name: Pauline Pearce) became an overnight internet sensation after a video of her showing thieves that today is not the day made the rounds. In the video, Lady P exercises her right as a cane carrying member of the Memaws Are Not The One to Mess With Club and throws down the f word at the ones who are not acting right. Lady P tells them that if they want to fight for a cause, they should fight for a cause and not steal from Footlocker.

Lady P tells The Telegraph that she couldn't stand around and just watch her neighborhood go down in flames, "I had to say my piece and everyone stood and listened and some people were saying 'Hear hear.' "Some people even clapped, but now I feel embarrassed. I've got a big mouth and I said, 'If you don't want you face on camera then don't come out'."

At 45 years old, Lady P is still a beginner memaw, but she's well on her way. Now all she needs a toolbelt with a switch, tree branch, extra chunky rings and Jean Nate lotion (for moisturizing her beatin' hands afterward) in it. Below is Lady P's rant, which I'm sure sounds exactly like the rant she blurts out when her granchirruns come to visit.

 

That Grandma is 45 years old. Old age sets in early on the old sod.

 

... take Ann Coulter with you.

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=45446

 

Could that text be just a tad more racist?

 

she needs a knighthood!

 

I don't advocate shooting to kill for stealing a TV set. But coddling them with unarmed bobbies isn't working either.

 

Actually, the rioting has pretty much stopped, but don't let that stop you from throwing around baseless stereotypes. How's the crime rate over there?

 

After cutting police funds, the British government attacks the police for not having enough bodies on the street...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/11/tories-attack-riot-policing

 

So three days of lawlessness, looting and mugging is okay, as long as it last three days? Is that some kind of accomplishment over there, to hold it to a minimum? One day, what the heck, no problem.

 

Goodness knows there have never been any riots in the U.S. that have lasted more than, what, 25 minutes, right?