Parenting magazine NSFW?

Apology accepted, but your apology is not necessary. I was being a bit oversensitive myself. Anyway, having four kids only proves I know how to make 'em, not raise 'em. ;D

 

"The Constant Go-Go-Ga-Gardener"

I've learned two things since having our little boy not too long ago: When my wife has onions for dinner the baby just wails and wails ... so, no more onion, paprika, etc. for a while for mom.

Two, and someone pointed this out earlier, when any baby cries, mom's boobies start hurting. Who knew?

 

Damien, if you don't mind, why the decision to go bottle over breast? Medical? Allergies? Convenience? And did mom have to bind or was she able to take a lactation-suppression drug?

 

My wife has breastfed both our kids. Seems like there is a new study out every other day showing the different health benefits of breastfeeding vs. the bottle. I definitely don't have a problem with either method (I occassionally tell my wife I was bottlefed and I turned out fine (debatable, of course) when I want to piss her off!). But breastfeeding is natural, good for the kid and helps with mother-child bonding.

A couple other points: breastfeeding in public is legal in all 50 states. Urinating in public is not.

And why someone would be offended at this magazine cover of a half-exposed tit and not the numerous Maxim and other assorted men's magazine covers is beyond me. OK, it's not beyond me. But there is a double standard here. A tit is a tit no matter where it's pictured.

 

So...how'd her tubes look?