Paris Hilton, give me a break

I'm sorry, she has talent? I'm terrified that you meant "she knows how to take a penis up her ass," but at least it'd be true.

 

Except it was her great-grandfather, not her father, who founded the hotel chain.

 

I believe "socialite" is the term used for Paris Hilton. In media terms, that translates to "yeah, we forgot why we give a shit about her, too."

 

I've also seen her and her "peers" referred to as "celebutantes."

 

If that's all you're known for, you shouldn't be known.

Did you know Paris has two younger brothers? Why aren't stories written everytime they take a shit?

 

Her sister also conducts her life with a bit more discretion, for the most part. She's out there, but she's not in anyone's face the way Paris is.

 

Could somebody please tell me why I'm supposed to care about Paris Hilton?

 

If I knew the answer, I would tell you. Can't help you here.

 

Nicky Hilton:

 

You're all missing the point; Paris does serve a purpose. She's the prototype for the lowest common denominator. The only thing separating her from fitting in quite nicely in a tornado-target mobile-home community is a measly billion bucks.
Think about it, Paris is kinda like a little snow globe. You can't help but stare at her,
she makes you laugh (at her, not with her), and there is some symbolism there (rich coke-whore does not equal happy or ideal). And you get occasional nudity (granted, not every snow globe provides this, but...)

 

Yeah, but at least she picks her own nose, rather than hiring Nicole Richie to do it for her. ;D