Paris Hilton to magazine: I'm celibate

Rick Solomon just got busted out of the WSOP. He finised higher in the money than Phil Ivey.

Go figure

 

Paris Hilton is about as celibate as a doorknob in the Hef mansion.

Give me a break. :

 

You know what? Refusing sex to all guys for a year is just the kind of self-absorbed, I'm much more important than all of the rest of you things somebody like her MIGHT do....

 

Once again, someone's self-gratification rears its ugly head on one of your posts... ;D

 

Ah, well, what can I say...

I wonder if she counts it as part of "celibacy" if it's with members of the same team.

 

If Paris is celibate, I'm a virgin.

 

mmmmm, mental picture....

 

just what mental picture might that be?