Paris Hilton's "bizarre incident" in Toronto

The story has two things going against it:

It's in the National Post which no one reads.

Shinan Govani wrote it. Talk about a Liz Smith wannabe.

 

Yeah, that's not news. That's like "violence in the Middle East today." That's not news.
When Paris becomes sane and joins reality and there's no new violence in the Middle East, THAT's news.

 

Mr Huggy,

Thereabouts.

YHS, etc

 

"Bizarre incident" is redundant in relation to Ms. Hilton.

 

Redundant, indeed...

 

You've heard of Ricky Williams and Lawrence Phillips? Yeah ... we let them in, too.

 

Yeah, Govani is terrible....detest the guy.

And does the Post still exist? ;D ;D ;D

pseudo, come on, are you really asking this question because of Paris, or is there another reason...

You looking to flee your area and need cover ;D

 

No comment.

No, truthfully, my record is clean. But when I took a friend up to your side of the Falls a few years back, it gave me a moment's pause to find out that DUI convictions (he had one) could put you on the ineligible list. We had my car, so I made sure I was driving when we hit the border, and they didn't ask.

 

On a related note, here's the latest list of porn DVDs that are allowed/banned in Canada: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1030071canada1.html

 

OK, that was really funny.

I'm dying to know why "Sailor and the 7 Ballz" was admissible while "Sailor and the 7 Ballz II" was prohibited.

 

Update: A less-than-thrilling clip from the store's video: http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/01/paris-loses-it-in-a-porn-shop-exclusive-video/