Paris (in the crossbar) Hilton

Football_Bat · Sep 7, 2006

I also remember her saying she'd only ever slept with 2 guys, even after I had watched 5 of her nightvision home movies.

Whatever.

DyePack · Sep 7, 2006

Ace said:

D_B math: .08 x .08 = .12
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Ace math: .08 X 2 = .08 X .08

MU_was_not_so_hard · Sep 7, 2006

Mark this down as the day my innocence died.

Platyrhynchos · Sep 7, 2006

I clicked on the cell phone icon, and it just refreshed the page.

Ace · Sep 7, 2006

DyePack said:

Ace said:

D_B math: .08 x .08 = .12
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Ace math: .08 X 2 = .08 X .08
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That was a plus sign that rolled over. Must be drunk.

cougargirl · Sep 7, 2006

Ugh. Can Paris Hilton get any phonier? She doesn't like alcohol but gets busted for a DUI. She defends herself to Ryan Seacrest - Ryan Seacrest stands for the societal judge and jury now??? And as a slap to Carl's Jr., she admitted that she was heading off to In-N-Out Burger.

Effing moron.

three_bags_full · Sep 7, 2006

"Paris (in the crosshairs) Hilton" would be a much happier thread title.

farmerjerome · Sep 7, 2006

Deeper_Background said:

Paris was not wasted. She had one drink - a margarita, mixed at the table - minutes before getting into her Mercedes on her way to In 'N Out Burger to get something to eat. She had spent the last two days shooting a music video in Long Beach.

Within a block of the charity concert at the Dragonfly is the Hollywood police station and the cops pulled Paris' car over less than ten minutes after this picture was taken.

In an ironic twist of fate....the same police officers that pulled over Stavros Niarchos - her former boyfriend - detained Paris.

They administered a field sobriety test, which she passed. And then she took a breathalizer. She blew a .08.

In California, driving with a .08 blood alcohol level is the minimum level for DUI.

Mel Gibson had almost double that (a .12) when he was arrested earlier this summer.

We hear that the cops told Paris they had to arrest her because they got so much flack for letting Stavros go without arresting him last year, when he was pulled over for drunk driving outside of a Hollywood club.

Paris was cooperative and did not resist arrest or go any tirade.

Her rep, Elliot Mintz, expresses to PerezHilton.com that they understand the severity of the incident and regret it.

Driving under the influence is a misdemeanor.

Police told Paris they had to detain her because of all the paparazzi filming. She was taken to the Hollywood station and released within 15 minutes.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/the_curse_of_firecrotch_20060907.php
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You know way, way too much about this.

lono · Sep 7, 2006

She is the most repugnant creature on earth.

How do I know this? Ask yourselves these three questions:

1. Would BYH give her 8 seconds?

2. Would Boots go back door on her?

3. Would Zeke12 ask for ass-to-mouth with her?

OK, forget question No. 2. The point is still valid. :-X

Double J · Sep 7, 2006

farmerjerome said:

Deeper_Background said:

Paris was not wasted. She had one drink - a margarita, mixed at the table - minutes before getting into her Mercedes on her way to In 'N Out Burger to get something to eat. She had spent the last two days shooting a music video in Long Beach.

Within a block of the charity concert at the Dragonfly is the Hollywood police station and the cops pulled Paris' car over less than ten minutes after this picture was taken.

In an ironic twist of fate....the same police officers that pulled over Stavros Niarchos - her former boyfriend - detained Paris.

They administered a field sobriety test, which she passed. And then she took a breathalizer. She blew a .08.

In California, driving with a .08 blood alcohol level is the minimum level for DUI.

Mel Gibson had almost double that (a .12) when he was arrested earlier this summer.

We hear that the cops told Paris they had to arrest her because they got so much flack for letting Stavros go without arresting him last year, when he was pulled over for drunk driving outside of a Hollywood club.

Paris was cooperative and did not resist arrest or go any tirade.

Her rep, Elliot Mintz, expresses to PerezHilton.com that they understand the severity of the incident and regret it.

Driving under the influence is a misdemeanor.

Police told Paris they had to detain her because of all the paparazzi filming. She was taken to the Hollywood station and released within 15 minutes.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/the_curse_of_firecrotch_20060907.php
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You know way, way too much about this.
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What he thinks he knows about it is bullshit. I realize that Paris isn't a very big person, but how does one margarita give you a blood-alcohol level of .08? Unless they used four shots of tequila, that is.

Sea Bass · Sep 7, 2006

farmerjerome said:

Deeper_Background said:

Paris was not wasted. She had one drink - a margarita, mixed at the table - minutes before getting into her Mercedes on her way to In 'N Out Burger to get something to eat. She had spent the last two days shooting a music video in Long Beach.

Within a block of the charity concert at the Dragonfly is the Hollywood police station and the cops pulled Paris' car over less than ten minutes after this picture was taken.

In an ironic twist of fate....the same police officers that pulled over Stavros Niarchos - her former boyfriend - detained Paris.

They administered a field sobriety test, which she passed. And then she took a breathalizer. She blew a .08.

In California, driving with a .08 blood alcohol level is the minimum level for DUI.

Mel Gibson had almost double that (a .12) when he was arrested earlier this summer.

We hear that the cops told Paris they had to arrest her because they got so much flack for letting Stavros go without arresting him last year, when he was pulled over for drunk driving outside of a Hollywood club.

Paris was cooperative and did not resist arrest or go any tirade.

Her rep, Elliot Mintz, expresses to PerezHilton.com that they understand the severity of the incident and regret it.

Driving under the influence is a misdemeanor.

Police told Paris they had to detain her because of all the paparazzi filming. She was taken to the Hollywood station and released within 15 minutes.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/the_curse_of_firecrotch_20060907.php
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You know way, way too much about this.
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You realize he was just quoting perezhilton.com, right? Unless I'm missing something and D_B is actually Perez Hilton.

sportschick · Sep 7, 2006

Double J said:

farmerjerome said:

Deeper_Background said:

Paris was not wasted. She had one drink - a margarita, mixed at the table - minutes before getting into her Mercedes on her way to In 'N Out Burger to get something to eat. She had spent the last two days shooting a music video in Long Beach.

Within a block of the charity concert at the Dragonfly is the Hollywood police station and the cops pulled Paris' car over less than ten minutes after this picture was taken.

In an ironic twist of fate....the same police officers that pulled over Stavros Niarchos - her former boyfriend - detained Paris.

They administered a field sobriety test, which she passed. And then she took a breathalizer. She blew a .08.

In California, driving with a .08 blood alcohol level is the minimum level for DUI.

Mel Gibson had almost double that (a .12) when he was arrested earlier this summer.

We hear that the cops told Paris they had to arrest her because they got so much flack for letting Stavros go without arresting him last year, when he was pulled over for drunk driving outside of a Hollywood club.

Paris was cooperative and did not resist arrest or go any tirade.

Her rep, Elliot Mintz, expresses to PerezHilton.com that they understand the severity of the incident and regret it.

Driving under the influence is a misdemeanor.

Police told Paris they had to detain her because of all the paparazzi filming. She was taken to the Hollywood station and released within 15 minutes.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/the_curse_of_firecrotch_20060907.php
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You know way, way too much about this.
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What he thinks he knows about it is bullshit. I realize that Paris isn't a very big person, but how does one margarita give you a blood-alcohol level of .08? Unless they used four shots of tequila, that is.
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A 137-pound woman needs 3 drinks in an hour to reach .08. Paris probably weighs in at at least 20-30 pounds less than that. A strong margarita or an oversized one could easily put someone her size at the intoxication level.

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