Part 10 *(final part)* of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

Re: **UPDATE** Part 9 of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

"You want a scoop? Here's a BIG scoop...so, this Congressional testimony thing, what happened with that?"


Did it get better after that? I missed it while running to the bathroom trying not to piss myself in anticipation.

 

Re: **UPDATE** Part 9 of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

Well, the guy sitting mute beside John did uncross his legs and then cross his arms.

 

Re: **UPDATE** Part 9 of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

OK, I have not looked at one second of John's great videos on youtube but is he really up to part nine and he still hasn't said anything worthwhile?

At least pickle juice was funny. this seems to be just stupidity from some dumbass musclehead.

 

Re: **UPDATE** Part 9 of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

No. You're not missing much. In fact, you not watching his clips, you're a better man for it.

 

Re: **UPDATE** Part 9 of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

Part 25:

"Ok everyone, by now you know I'm John Villarreal, three-time national powerlifting champion, trained Mark McGwire, whatever. But now it's time for the scoops.

But before I get to that, you all know that I don't lie, I'm all about integrity, whatever. That's why, when I tell you that I took the most epic shit of all time this morning, you know it's true. I'm here to tell you why Mark belongs in the Hall of Fame, but believe me, this log was a LOCK for the HOF. I ate some Raisin Bran this morning, so I guess that could be considered a performance enhancer, but Diablobarbell just has it out for me, whatever.

Anyway, now to the scoops. Whatever. When I tell you that I trained Mark, you know I'm telling the truth, because I don't lie. Whatever. Anyway, Mark's pubes are wicked red. Yes, the carpet matches the curtains if you know what I mean. Now there's a scoop.

Pretty soon, we're going to have a special guest and you know he's going to have scoops. Now, I'm just here trying to help Mark and educate people about a complicated topic, and I just want to make sure my quotes don't get taken out of context, stolen, whatever. I mean, you saw how ESPN blatantly ripped off my "black mark" comment, even though I said, "NO pun." I mean, only someone with an IQ of 174, like the one I have -- and you know I'm telling the truth about that, because I'm credible, whatever -- could have come up with something so clever.

So I'm doing this YouTube video, and pretty soon I'm going to have a special guest and he's going to give you even more scoops. But before he comes in, I've got a scoop for you: Mark's cock is huge. I mean, he couldn't have done steroids because not only did he look like a Clydesdale swinging a tree branch, this guy was hung like a Clydesdale. There's a scoop for you, whatever.

Now, as I've said before, I'm available for interviews -- that means you ESPN, Fox Sports, Vs., public access, whatever -- once you all see the scoops I'm going to give you. These are the facts that a lot of journalists just don't know about and I'm going to give them to you.

But first, and here's a scoop, it is possible to add 25 pounds of muscle. All it takes is to do some squats like Mark did, major benching, basically all the stuff I do in my program, whatever. And, I'm not sure if you know, but all the major weightlifters in the country know, but I am a national -- ALL NATURAL -- powerlifting champion. And in this business, it's tough to do what I do without drugs. But you know I'm clean because I'm all about integrity, whatever.

So, now that you know who I am, and you know I'm credible, whatever, it's time to get to the scoops. I'll have them all in the next part of my video, which should be up soon, whatever." [/crazy arm and hand gestures]

 

Re: **UPDATE** Part 9 of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

THAT is great work.

 

Re: **UPDATE** Part 9 of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

Agreed, I truly was laughing aloud at that, pern.

And I haven't even watched any of the videos.

 

Final part of series (Part 10) up now.

I continue to discuss the behind the scenes discussions of Mark's Congressional testimony (pre & post) & wrap up.

On another subject, that Cowboy game was depressing but they are a young team and it was always going to be hard to pick up the win in Seattle.

 

"I continue to discuss..."

Yeah, no shit. God, you talk more than I do.


Any scoops in this one?

 

This is like an SNL skit, circa 2001-2004.

 

John,

Thank you for the last of your awe-inspiring scoops. You, sir, are a true American hero. I love you.

Thanks,

Ellis "I want to sleep with John D. Villarreal" Redding