Part 10 *(final part)* of McGwire story up on You Tube NOW

In the parking garage tonight, I saw a car with What Ever written across the rear window. I smiled.

 

That is effing platinum.

 

You should have taken a picture with a camera phone, whatever.

 

Well I mean if you watched videos 2, 3, 6, 9 and 10 you would know that JDV is not only one of the strongest clean men that has ever walked the face of the earth and knows DOZENS of athletes but he's also a lyrical mastermind along the lines of Big Daddy Kane and Professor Pete Nice from 3rd Bass.

In between almost walking on to the Cal football team where he certainly would've broken several ribs before being drafted in the second round (which would've sucked since Raiderettes would've been off limits and all) and cutting deals to acquire stock in Google 10 years before it went public, JDV was offered a record contract with Def Jam and spent many months teachng LL Cool J the finer points of clean lifting and sit ups, whatever. JDV was part of the reason why Run DMC went with Adidas over Converse.

 

Little known fact: Naughty by Nature's "OPP" was originally "JDV." Treach changed the lyrics at the last minute because he couldn't work "whatever" into the rhyme.

You down with JDV? Yeah, you know me.

 

No love for haiku
JDV does not understand
He knows Mark McGwire

 

I'm still trying to figure out if he's a lawyer.

 

How many votes did JDV get in Hall of Fame balloting today? Less than Dante Bichette and Jay Buhner. Hey JDV, STFU!!!!!!!

 

Thanks to doc, my abs are getting a JDV-esque workout. Now, to haiku-ize while trying to avoid an abdominal seizure:

Red loves JDV
Me? Tools aren't my type, you know?
But man, whatever.

 

I can never watch Clueless again. 'Whatever' has been ruined for me.

 

Apologies, whatever. Posted the wrong one ...

 

I'm more concerned about JDV's reading comphrension skills. Apparently an IQ of 174 does not allow you to be able to read and do basic math. I'd get my IQ score checked again if I were him. But if I was plowing Raiderettes, I probably wouldn't care about my IQ score.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/hof07/news/story?id=2721445

Bob Klapisch, Jerry Crasnick, John Shea, Michael Knisley, Pedro Gomez, Phil Rogers and Sean McAdam all get paychecks from the Worldwide Leader and yet they did not vote for Big Mac.