Pat Summitt getting divorce after 27 years of marriage

Nice work by the Maryville Daily Times to scoop this while bigger papers had their heads up the football team's ass.

 

Here, here. And no, I don't work there.

 

Divorce announcements are scoops? Yeesh.

 

I guess.

But this was a petition filed in Maryville.

So you basically have one hometown paper checking the filings in its one town competing against the bigger papers who would have to basically check the petitions filed in dozens of suburbs every day to avoid being "scooped."

 

Indeed he was -- or so I've heard from a very reliable source in Kville.

This divorce is not really news to most close UT followers -- they've been split for a while.

Now if Fulmer divorces the Shoney's Breakfast Bar, then we know for sure hell has frozen over in the Smokies!

 

Junior considers making his move on Pat ... but how does he break the news to Lulu?

 

"Don't worry, Lulu," Junior tells his wife. "When Pat and I are married we'll give you season tickets."

Lulu was happy.

 

The only basketball Pat and Lulu have ever seen are the shape of their midsections...

 

Speaking of, did Dr. Andrews and his staff finally remove Jabari Davis from Mike Munoz' poop chute?

 

Huh?

 

Well, R.B. must have truly been one of the saints of the earth to have played the role he's played for the Lady Vols, their marriage helping to (conveniently) defuse the negative recruiting aimed at the coach back in the day about her personal life.

 

You saying he was a merkin?