Pentagon confirms it sought to build "Gay Bomb"

If they build a bomb that turns people gay, I for one will have been happy to contribute...

 

... not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

Wasn't this the plot of a Get Smart TV movie, only replace "gay" with "nudity"?

I could have swore I watched something like that when I was a kid.

 

That was the Get Smart movie, which was done around 1980.

 

I think it was also titled "The Nude Bomb."

 

Clearly made because America clamored for a nude Larabie.

 

Nice, nice catch with the Enola Gay.

I read the beginning of this story yesterday and filed it away under "those wacky Cold War schemes."

I'm astonished to learn this came about in 19-freakin-94. But I guess I shouldn't be.

 

This idea is so gay.

 

It's an interesting concept, I'll say that for sure. But who in the fuck came up with it. I mean, I could see building a non-lethal bomb that made the enemy apathetic toward fighting, but interested in fucking his foxhole mate? Wow.

Ha. I just made a funny. It brings new meaning to the word foxhole, huh?

 

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to parachute in a passel of playmates?

 

I don't know. It'd be hard to insure all that plastic surgery.