Pentagon confirms it sought to build "Gay Bomb"

Wouldn't it just be cheaper to hire the Soy Bomb guy?

 

The bomb was tested on a group of American soldiers:



Looks like it worked.

 

Oh no! It's raining men!

 

"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"

 

Aren't you third from left?

 

We work hard. We play hard.

 

Well, son, how do you feel?

I kind of want a cigarette.

Great, we'll get you a pack. What's your brand?

Anything slim...

 

To the United Steel Workers of America:

Never Stop Reaching for that Rainbow.

 

I hear they wanted this guy to drop the bomb:

 

I'm a lot more buff than that.

Besides, wrong crowd of men there. Try Village People.

 

You're an Indian?

 

BWUHAHAHAHA!