Pet Peeves

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Spousal abuse is no laughing matter.

That, however, was funny. ;D

 

The flag stands straight out because there is a horizontal pole sew into the flag that holds it out.

 

I thought the flag was made stiff (please, no jokes) to look that way precisely because NASA knew there was no wind on the moon. Am I wrong?

EDIT: Yeah, what he said.

 

As I recall, the flag began waving just as they were putting in the moon's surface.
Also, is it any wonder why Neil Armstrong has NEVER granted an interview about his walk?
Again, I believe we have been there. I just don't think it was done on 7/20/69. I think it was U.S. propoganda at its best. We were in such a fucked up state as a country.

 

Outing alert: Boots is Carl Everett.

 

Shhhh...boots is trying to get the black helicopters to chase him again. That way the imaginary neighbor/back-door girl will believe he isn't paranoid and stick around.

Then he'll put a pin on her horse to let her know he's still alive.....

 

sorry to threadjack (hey btw i think we need a word for what you do when you threadjack a thread so that it goes back to its original topic) but here's another pet peeve: people who want to convince me to eat mushrooms (which i hate and will never eat) by telling me they taste like steak. usually this refers to portobellos. if i want something that tastes like steak i'll eat a fucking steak.

 

I encourage all men to sample mushrooms at least once.

 

OH MY GOD ALL BOOTS DOES IS FUCKING WHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

People who jump on you with questions the minute you walk in the door at work. C'mon people, my shift hasn't even started yet!

"But I just--"

But what? Unless you're offering to bed me right here and now, I don't want to talk about work yet.

 

I don't swing that way, Alley. Can't we just talk about work?