Pet Peeves

Breaky instead of breakfast.

 

Fictitious threads about anal sex.

 

the use of broke instead of broken. the chair is not broke. it's broken.

if you say the chair is broke, the only thing broke is you because you're probably too stupid and white trashy to have an education, so eventually you'll be broke.

 

I have never heard this. How does it go? "See you late?" or just "Late!"

 

"Late!"

say "Later" all the time, but "Late" just sounds retarded.

 

Bling!

Stupidest.
Term.
Ever.

 

Guy I know worked at a company where the owner shut meeting doors five minutes before the meeting's scheduled start time. If you weren't in the room by then, you were locked out.

And the owner was a real SOB so you knew if it happened twice, you'd be fired.

 

Chronically late people

 

Clock punchers.

You know, those people who are always on time, but still never manage to get as much done as those of us who require a bit more flexibility.

 

People lwho can't say "I'm sorry" without being prodded.

 

Maybe you've been prodding them in the wrong place?

 

ok, ok.

If I have offended you, I apologize.

Mistakes were made.