Pet Peeves

Extremely fat people in very tiny cars. What's up with that?

 

Why would that bother you unless you are one of them?

 

Stupid drivers annoy the shit out of me. So do people who don't say 'excuse me' when they plow into you at the store, mall, etc.

 

"Pet peeve"

 

-- People who don't say "excuse me" after belching or farting
-- Co-workers who fart while looking at the bulletin board that happens to be located right next to your desk and then walk away without saying anything
-- Drivers who insist on tailgating you in the left lane when you're already doing 10-15 over the speed limit
-- Restaurant food that's served lukewarm instead of hot
-- Automatic hand dryers in restrooms

 

You rang?

 

My pet peeves:

people who don't say please when they ask for a favor.

wife eating all the good chocolate chunks out of the ice cream and leaving me the shit.

"boo-ya!"

typical coach-speak to a question.

Digger Phelps

Tailgaters (insider: use your windshield wiper fluid when on the expressway, and I GUARANTEE the offender will eventually back off).

big SUVs and the damn Hummer.

Bill O'Reilly.

 

People who don't use turn signals. They're free dammit!

People who don't accelerate to the highway's speed limit until they're actually half a mile on the interstate. It's called the entrance ramp, you gimps.

Women who want a man who communicates, but are actually worse communicators than men. In my experience, this covers virtually every woman I've known.

People who make everything a racial issue.

 

Like, people who, like, overuse the work "like.

People who overuse "know what I'm sayin'?". Know what I'm sayin'?

Cars that drive by the house (with their windows up, even) at two in the morning and still have the boomers blasting so loud it wakes you up. I hope they all go deaf.

 

Because those fat asses can't steer properly.

 

Yes and when I become President, those fuckers are all getting kicked out.

 

What about those who say "what it is?"